June 21, 2010 – 11:43 am
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Chicken Scratch |
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Dear Spammers,
My site gives me the authority to review and accept or reject comments before they are posted for the public, so all your comments are deleted before they ever see the light of day. Stop wasting your time.
October 7, 2009 – 3:52 am
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Furry Creatures |
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My parents used to have a cat named Fang. He earned the name after attacking a German Shepherd in the hallway outside their New York City apartment. He died of natural causes before my parents moved to Denver. Bird made the move, though. Five yea… » Read More
September 22, 2009 – 9:47 pm
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My Fat Ass |
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My mother is a "fatist." She hates fat people.
Okay, "hate" may be too strong a description. She's certainly never advocated that heavy people enjoy fewer rights than thin folk, but neither can she hide her disgust for anyone who is significa… » Read More
September 17, 2009 – 12:19 pm
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Chicken Scratch |
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Throw up in the toilet. After devouring all my Christmas candy in an hour, I woke up later that night clutching my stomach. I was just six years old at the time. I had no idea what was happening to me, but I was compelled to run to the bathroom… » Read More
September 8, 2009 – 10:06 pm
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My Fat Ass |
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I'm avoiding the scale. It's sitting under the bathroom sink, and every morning I see it. Every morning I'm reminded that I should weigh myself. I should be honest with myself. But I can't do it. Not yet, anyway. Not right now. This is my 800-poun… » Read More
