PuddleMonkey

2010

• June
• • Chicken Scratch 21. Spam, Spam, Spam

2009

• October
• • Furry Creatures 07. Animal Control

• September
• • My Fat Ass 22. Oh, the panniculus!
  • Chicken Scratch 17. Things my mother never taught me. Part I
  • My Fat Ass 08. The 800-pound gorilla in the bathroom
  • My Fat Ass 01. The Great Weight Debate

• February
• • Chicken Scratch 14. 25 Things…
  • Chicken Scratch 11. On Fertility

2008

• November
• • Chicken Scratch 23. A New Enlightment: PuddleMonkey the Liberal
  • Chicken Scratch 02. From semi-workaholic to full-time slobaholic

• October
• • Chicken Scratch 29. Tagline terror!
  • Chicken Scratch 22. The Truth About Marriage

• September
• • Chicken Scratch 21. Take the “L” out of Palin and you get the same thing.
  • Chicken Scratch 11. My wild oats have turned to prunes.
  • Mad Monkey 05. Anger is two words. One is four letters, the other three. You figure it out.
  • Chicken Scratch 02. It’s September 2008! Where the hell have I been?

2006

• December
• • Mad Monkey, My Fat Ass 14. More junk in my trunk
  • Chicken Scratch 13. It’s December 2006! Where the hell have I been?

• June
• • Chicken Scratch 26. What’s your greatest weakness?
  • Chicken Scratch 07. The Sad, Sad State of My Boring Blog

• January
• • Chicken Scratch 22. It’s still very much a man’s world

2005

• December
• • Chicken Scratch 27. Funny how quickly a year passes

• October
• • Chicken Scratch 21. Help me, I’m Spinning! UPDATE
  • Mad Monkey 14. Help me! I’m spinning! I’m spinning!

• September
• • Chicken Scratch 18. Screw you guys, I’m going home.

• August
• • Chicken Scratch 31. When you read my blog, no one can hear you scream, Part II
  • Chicken Scratch 25. A house with good karma
  • Furry Creatures 20. Rawhide is no treat
  • Chicken Scratch 19. But I do sweat the small stuff!!!!
  • Chicken Scratch 15. When you read my blog, no one can hear you scream, Part I
  • Chicken Scratch 08. PuddleMonkey, the salesgirl?

• July
• • Chicken Scratch 26. Go ahead . . . make my . . . um, theory. Yeah, that’ll work
  • Chicken Scratch 20. My poor blog

• June
• • Chicken Scratch 17. Name yer poop
  • Chicken Scratch 15. Let’s talk about poop
  • Chicken Scratch 06. Dogs are not for Type A anal-retentive whores like me
  • Mad Monkey 06. Someone put me out of my misery, please!

• May
• • Chicken Scratch 29. Someone pinch me!
  • Chicken Scratch 19. My musical baton
  • Chicken Scratch 18. My subconscious is a pain in the ass
  • Chicken Scratch 11. Who put the "X" in Gas-X?
  • Chicken Scratch 08. A Mother’s Day Surprise
  • Chicken Scratch 04. People are strange when you’re a friend

• April
• • Chicken Scratch 30. One foot in the grave
  • Chicken Scratch 27. No thanks, I said I would take the stairs.
  • Chicken Scratch 27. Strange Brew
  • Chicken Scratch 22. PuddleMonkey on the importance of autobiography
  • Chicken Scratch 12. No thanks, I’ll take the stairs
  • Chicken Scratch 07. Look Ma, no WYSIWYG!
  • Furry Creatures 02. PETA (PuddleMonkey for the Ethical Treatment of Animals)

• March
• • Mad Monkey 30. Very Mad Monkey! Mad! Mad!
  • Chicken Scratch 27. The Trouble with Me
  • Chicken Scratch 26. And so it begins . . .

2000

• June
• • Chicken Scratch 04. Test Post