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	<title>PuddleMonkey &#187; Chicken Scratch</title>
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	<description>Welcome to the jungle, bitches</description>
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		<title>Spam, Spam, Spam</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Spammers,
My site gives me the authority to review and accept or reject comments before they are posted for the public, so all your comments are deleted before they ever see the light of day. Stop wasting your time.
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		<title>Things my mother never taught me. Part I</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:19:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Throw up in the toilet. After devouring all my Christmas candy in an hour, I woke up later that night clutching my stomach. I was just six years old at the time. I had no idea what was happening to me, but I was compelled to run to the bathroom and let it happen there. My mother should [...]]]></description>
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		<title>25 Things&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This exercise (to write 25 random things, facts, goals, etc about yourself) is making the rounds on Facebook. I decided to post this on my blog as well because it took me so damn long to write.  
1. I&#8217;m afraid of the dark.
2. I&#8217;m not nearly as smart as some people think I am. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On Fertility</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I pull myself over to the operating table, Dr. Higgins, my anesthesiologist, asks if I&#8217;ve ever stayed at a Motel 6.
&#8220;I&#8217;m not that kind of girl, Dr. Higgins,&#8221; I say. The other people in the operating room&#8211;the chief resident, a nurse and my OB/GYN&#8211;giggle. Dr. Higgins goes on to tell a story about his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A New Enlightment: PuddleMonkey the Liberal</title>
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		<dc:creator>Puddlemonkey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, nevermind the title. I&#8217;ve always been a liberal. It&#8217;s in my blood. I am the child of bed-wetting liberals. At one time, my mother believed in abortion at any time for any reason, and my father was a radical who ran around New York with the likes of Abbie Hoffman and Jerry Rubin throwing [...]]]></description>
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