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	<description>Welcome to the jungle, bitches</description>
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		<title>Oh, the panniculus!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 21:47:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My mother is a &#8220;fatist.&#8221; She hates fat people.
Okay, &#8220;hate&#8221; may be too strong a description. She&#8217;s certainly never advocated that heavy people enjoy fewer rights than thin folk, but neither can she hide her disgust for anyone who is significantly overweight.
&#8220;You know what the layer of fat that hangs from a obese person&#8217;s stomach is called?&#8221; she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 800-pound gorilla in the bathroom</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 04:06:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m avoiding the scale. It&#8217;s sitting under the bathroom sink, and every morning I see it. Every morning I&#8217;m reminded that I should weigh myself. I should be honest with myself. But I can&#8217;t do it. Not yet, anyway. Not right now. This is my 800-pound gorilla. At least it weighs more than I do.
After [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Great Weight Debate</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 22:58:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To exercise or not to exercise? Apparently, that&#8217;s the question stirring up quite a controversy lately. According to Gary Taubes (in his book, Good Calories, Bad Calories: Challenging the Conventional Wisdom on Diet, Weight Control, and Disease), exercise does not help you lose weight. Of course, numerous people (weight-loss gurus like Jillian Michaels and medical [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More junk in my trunk</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 06:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate this time of the year, but not for the usual reasons you might think. Okay, I don't particularly care for the commercialization of Christmas. I generally lose sleep trying to figure out what presents to buy for the lucky sots on my list, and I sure don't want to spend any time in a shopping mall dodging all the consumer whores, but what I truly, truly loathe most about this time of the year is the food: it's all so good, and everyone makes too much of it. ]]></description>
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