Category Archives: Mad Monkey

That’s one pissed-off monkey.

Anger is two words. One is four letters, the other three. You figure it out.

September 5, 2008 – 4:33 pm   |   Mad Monkey   |   Comments (4)

A therapist once told me that I'm an angry person. Me? Sweet little PuddleMonkey? Yes, me. Well, I like being angry. It's cathartic. I'm angry that I may live to be 95 years old, in which case I'll probably outlive my retirement income and be f… » Read More

More junk in my trunk

December 14, 2006 – 1:53 pm   |   Mad Monkey, My Fat Ass   |   Comments (1)

I hate this time of the year, but not for the usual reasons you might think. Okay, I don't particularly care for the commercialization of Christmas. I usually lose sleep trying to figure out what presents to buy for the lucky sots on my list, and… » Read More

Help me! I’m spinning! I’m spinning!

October 14, 2005 – 12:02 pm   |   Mad Monkey   |   Comments (5)

For the last six months I have experienced numerous episodes of vertigo. At first I experienced only motion sickness in the car, so I wrote it off. When I started getting dizzy in the elevator on the way up to or down from the office, I decided I … » Read More

Someone put me out of my misery, please!

June 6, 2005 – 6:58 pm   |   Mad Monkey   |   Comments (0)

I am as messy as messy gets . . . for someone my age, anyway. I had a bout with "pink eye" last week that I thought cleared up. I had a half-full bottle of antibiotic eye drops--still good-- from the last round I had with this nasty little problem… » Read More

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March 30, 2005 – 12:10 pm   |   Mad Monkey   |   Enter your password to view comments

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